Big Boobs, Hormones & Sexy!

This is a “lady stuff” post, but guys it will inform you.
I woke up this morning and my boobs had grown at least two sizes as I caught a look in the mirror. They felt massive and looked massive. Blinking hormones have really battered me this week. Early Thursday morning I woke up with my ovaries ringing themselves out, the pain woke me up. They are coming to the end of their productive life and they decide to squeeze everything out on an irregular basis. It’s as though they panic and try too hard to work but it bloody hurts. I wish they wouldn’t try so hard I don’t need the eggs! Then joy of joys later on in the day I had two migraine aura attacks. First the left side of my vision went so I quickly took some pain killers to stop a full blown headache. Thinking I had got away lightly two hours later the vision on my right went. Brilliant because I was now totally washed out and needed to sleep but in the middle of teaching art to the upper juniors. When I got home I didn’t move though until I went to bed . I went to bed with my bra on last night as I could feel a bouncing pain as I ran up the stairs so decided to strap them down. I was then woken by my over active ovaries again and realised my chest had enlarged over night. The Husband commented on how massive they were. I think he thinks they look sexy but let me tell you they are too big and painful and my stomach is cramping and I think I have gained a stone in water retention.
I think I may just get my bits whipped out. It can’t be that bad can it? and we have private medical insurance.
Blinking lady hormones!